ExHookah

Disclaimer - This comes from a friend, so not my writing, but too good not to pass on.

16 September 2011:

Tomorrow we are to playing against the Fiji, who haves a proud history of eating people.

I know this because I did do my research before the game. Victor usually does the research but because he are at rehabiliation at a nice hotel resort (outside of New Zealand off course), the coach did asked me to do the research on the opposition.

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Disclaimer - This comes from a friend, so not my writing, but too good not to pass on.

12 September 2011:

Jus man, that were close. After all the talk and after all the build up, we managed to do what many peoples did not fink we was capable off doing, we won wiff John on the field for most of the match.

I guess this proves the coach right about John being the best hooker in the world. Maybe there just is not any competition, because I did watch the England

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Disclaimer - This comes from a friend, so not my writing, but too good not to pass on.

9 September 2011

It are started! It have taken four years, but finally... I are chosen on merit ahead of Bakkies.

Bakkies are pretending that he are injured, but he knowses that after by brilliant form in the Drie Nations, the coach could not leave me out. Even John admitted that he has not seen ball carrying skills like mine since Dewet Barry. I fink he is hinting

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Disclaimer - This comes from a friend, so not my writing, but too good not to pass on.

6 September 2011

Bad news. Looks like I are starting at lock on Sunday against Whales. My dynamic running and handling skills is better used playing as a loose forward, but I are a team player and will sacrifice my talent for the good of the team. Looks like Bakkies is too scared and the Boks need a real man to take the heat.

Must check with John if Bakkies does knows

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Disclaimer - This comes from a friend, so not my writing, but too good not to pass on.

4 September 2011:

I are arrived!

After catching the wrong plane, then knocking a few others on, I finally gotted a plane to New Zealand.

It's strange to think that I was here only a month ago with at least two other guys in this squad, in an attempt to show the world the Springboks strength in depth. Unfortunately we was robbed in that game by the referee

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