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Rene Descartes walks into a pub and orders a pint handle of lager. He pays for it, skulls it in one go and puts the handle back on the bar.
The barman asks "would you like another sir?"
Descartes replies "I think not!" and promptly vanishes into thin air.
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"The world's greatest referees are great game managers. They have that unique ability to dynamically analyse any game situation they are faced with, anticipate problems that might occur, formulate effective pre-emptive solutions to these problems, and move swiftly to put these solutions into effect to allow the game to run smoothly for all concerned. However, as any referee will tell you, when you are up to your ass in crocodiles, it can be difficult remind yourself that what you were trying to do was to drain the swamp!"
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and here I was thinking Immanuel Kant was the real pissant
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Who was very rarely stable....Originally Posted by Dickie E
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and Heidegger was a boozey beggar...
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"The world's greatest referees are great game managers. They have that unique ability to dynamically analyse any game situation they are faced with, anticipate problems that might occur, formulate effective pre-emptive solutions to these problems, and move swiftly to put these solutions into effect to allow the game to run smoothly for all concerned. However, as any referee will tell you, when you are up to your ass in crocodiles, it can be difficult remind yourself that what you were trying to do was to drain the swamp!"
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David Hume could out-consume..............
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Niels Bohr(1885 - 1962)
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Werner Heisenburg was sitting at the same bar ; after Descartes vanished into thin air, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenburg replied, "I can't be certain."
Heisenberg is driving home afterwards when he's stopped by the police.
The policeman says "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
Last edited by L'irlandais; 26-04-12 at 22:04. Reason: typo
Law 6.A.4(a) The referee is the sole judge of fact and of Law during a match.
+ The referee must apply fairly all the Laws of the Game in every match.
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Brilliant!!!!
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"The world's greatest referees are great game managers. They have that unique ability to dynamically analyse any game situation they are faced with, anticipate problems that might occur, formulate effective pre-emptive solutions to these problems, and move swiftly to put these solutions into effect to allow the game to run smoothly for all concerned. However, as any referee will tell you, when you are up to your ass in crocodiles, it can be difficult remind yourself that what you were trying to do was to drain the swamp!"
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This t shirt is getting some wear in Fairfax just now
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
Marcus Aurelius
Man may do as he will; he may not will what he wills
Arthur Schopenhauer
Tullamore Dew, the Afghan Wigs, and many, many strippers - how to get over your ex. How true.
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Was he the inspiration for Beaker in the Muppets?
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according to Pratchett the cat has three possible states - Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious
“We raise the watchword, liberty. We will, we will, we will be free!"
George Loveless 1834
Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived.
Thomas Paine 1776
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