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    Default Light relief

    Rene Descartes walks into a pub and orders a pint handle of lager. He pays for it, skulls it in one go and puts the handle back on the bar.

    The barman asks "would you like another sir?"

    Descartes replies "I think not!" and promptly vanishes into thin air.
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    and here I was thinking Immanuel Kant was the real pissant

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    Default Re: Light relief

    Quote Originally Posted by Dickie E View Post
    and here I was thinking Immanuel Kant was the real pissant
    Who was very rarely stable....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipFlop View Post
    Who was very rarely stable....
    and Heidegger was a boozey beggar...
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    David Hume could out-consume..............
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    Default Re: Light relief

    Werner Heisenburg was sitting at the same bar ; after Descartes vanished into thin air, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenburg replied, "I can't be certain."

    Heisenberg is driving home afterwards when he's stopped by the police.
    The policeman says "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
    Last edited by L'irlandais; 26-04-12 at 22:04. Reason: typo
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    Quote Originally Posted by L'irlandais View Post
    Werner Heisenburg was sitting at the same bar ; after Descartes vanished into thin air, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenburg replied, "I can't be certain."
    Brilliant!!!!
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    This t shirt is getting some wear in Fairfax just now

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    Quote Originally Posted by L'irlandais View Post

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    according to Pratchett the cat has three possible states - Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious
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